Joy of Marriage (song)
Woke up to find a man in my closet Wasn't the first time one was there Sometimes coming home they'd be waiting Eager to get started, grabbing my hair They'd tell me they could do me good They''d wipe away my tears It's nothing personal Mrs I'd get told It's just that I need some cash to hold He said "Booh!" I replied "Boo hoo" Told him I knew why he was there But I didn't have time to care Get it done quick or get out of here "Why do you think I'm with you now?" He asked me with a chuckled grin I told him my husband always does this He's not the first to get hired for this sin He told me he would do me good Make it so it would all be over soon No offense but money was at stake now Let him finish and he'd be out by noon I told some truths unexpected About the size of our bank accounts Showed him proof and assured him There's no insurance He walked out I needed an escape, I needed a release But i...